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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study that reported that men use an average of 15,000 words a day, but women use 30,000 words a day.
The wife promply told him that women use twice as many words because they have to repeat [...]

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Words of Wisdom

As the year comes to an end and a new one prepares to usher in, let me share here some words of wisdom I gathered on the net.
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Don’t kick a man when he’s down unless you’re certain he won’t get up.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
You can’t tell which way the train went [...]

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Why do men like smart women?
…Opposites attract.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
…Because after 20 seconds they forget what happened!
Why are dumb blonde jokes usually short?
…So men can understand them.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
…To stop the snoring before it starts!
How do men define a “50/50″ relationship?
…We cook [...]

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After Christmas,  I joined a group of so much younger friends, my fellow volunteers  in a hike to Mt. Gulugod-Baboy, Batangas.

I’d say say this was the first climb wherein I was really able to reach the peak even if it was taken on steep slopes, with a backpack to carry my personal things  and some [...]

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I woke up early today, excited over all I get to do before the day ends.
I have responsibilities to fulfill today.
I am important.
My job is to choose what kind of day I am going to have.
Today I can complain because the weather is rainy…or
I can be thankful that the grass is getting watered for free.
Today [...]

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Hey!  Here is a letter I came across drifting on the web.   I thought is was very moving. I thought it would be nice to pass it along to everyone I know. Please pass it along if you like it.
Imagine how many people might read this!    Here it is.   This letter has [...]

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Do You Have A.A.A.D.D.?

I have recently been diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
Read the following to see if you too might be suffering…:
This is how it goes:
I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail
on the table.
OK, I’m going to wash the car, but first I’m [...]

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All About Farts ;)

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound just like a song.
Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.
A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but [...]

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FINE.. This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES.. This is half an hour. It is equivalent to [...]

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The Sequel to the previous blog so that men won’t cry… ‘IT’S UNFAIR’ 

Woman has to:
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

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