Some Funny Facts

Here are some facts to perk up the flavor of your day… 🙂

  Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?

  The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

  When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

  The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

  Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

  On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

  The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

  “I am.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

  The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

  It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

  Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

  You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

  Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

  Every time you lick a stamp, you’re consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

  Cat’s urine glows under a black light.

  Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

  In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

  Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

  Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

  The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

  The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

  Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

  One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers…they saw it as competition.

  You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

  Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

  There are 2 credit cards for every person in the US.

  The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.”

  If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

  Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

  Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

  In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

  If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck.

  The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary.


4 thoughts on “Some Funny Facts

  1. Thank you for the information. I shall include banging my head against the wall as part of my new exercise regime! (I’m a tad beefy and very frustrated so the exercise will be perfect for me.)

    10% off advil for you next time you visit my convenience store.


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