Men Are The Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

  • Your last name stays put.
  •  The garage is all yours.
  •  Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  •  Chocolate is just another snack.
  •  You can be President.
  •  You can never be pregnant.
  •  You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  •  You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  •  Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  •  The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  •  You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  •  Same work, more pay.
  •  Wrinkles add character.
  •  Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
  •  People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
  •  New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  •  One mood all the time.
  •  Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  •  You know stuff about tanks.
  •  A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  •  You can open all your own jars.
  •  You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  •  If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
  •  Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  •  Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
  •  You almost never have strap problems in public.
  •  You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
  •  Everything on your face stays its original color..
  •  The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  •  You only have to shave your face and neck.
  •  You can play with toys all your life.
  •  One wallet and one pair of shoes … one color for all seasons.
  •  You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look..
  •  You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
  •  You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  •  You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

 No wonder men are happier. 🙂

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